I've had a strong urge lately to chow down on some laundry detergent. Also, there's just something very tempting about the smell of my shampoo.. Luckily, I haven't given in to these strange urges... yet.
I saw an Oprah show once with weird preggers women, such as yourself. Did you know there really is a condition that pregnant women get that makes them crave stuff like detergent and soap???
I just had a thought...you probably already knew this fascinating detail and you were making a joke! which is it?
Once upon a time there was a little bucktooth girl named Jen. She was an awkward little thing. She grew up being called names such as "Beaver" and "Railroad Track Teeth".. mostly by her older sisters of course. When she was 14 years old she went to her first youth conference and met a little red headed boy named Mitch. He was also a little beaver child- their parents almost went broke trying to pay for the all the orthodontics work. Mitch and Jen stayed friends for several years. They never dated but would often hang out as friends in groups. Than one day Mitch went off to St. Louis, Missouri on a mission for his church. Jen remained in Mississippi going to school, working, and casually dating. She had no idea that she would marry that cute little red headed boy only six months after he returned from his mission. Now she is having his baby.
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I saw an Oprah show once with weird preggers women, such as yourself. Did you know there really is a condition that pregnant women get that makes them crave stuff like detergent and soap???
I just had a thought...you probably already knew this fascinating detail and you were making a joke! which is it?
~Amanda
oh ew.
i know i'm a little behind here, but i hope you didn't give in.
ps: congrats, mamma!
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